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Get Muted

Usually used in online game play in certain situations.
for example if your are playing online and people keep talking or saying stupid comments and you want them to shut up.
ex:

XXxxannoyingkidxxXX: ah thats soo stupid i killed you blah blah blah whining blah!
Dannyska: ahh yeah kid, get muted.

this is followed by muting that individual gamer, or not.
by dannyska March 6, 2012
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The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
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face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.
Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!
by runalicerun April 20, 2010
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Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.
"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"
by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012
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You're muted

When on Zoom, if someone is muted, you say "You're muted!" Then they shall un-mute
*Someone Talks with Mute on*

Another person- "You're Muted!"
by KateBitGaming October 2, 2020
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triple muted

My favorite drink is triple muted
by Rogue Tay August 15, 2020
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Triple-Muted

When you are on a Zoom call and you are muted and your headphones are also on mute. You talk and no one hears you, so you unmute and still no one hears you. And then when you finally unmute properly you can't get a word in because no one wants to listen to you anyway.
Well that call was a waste of time, I was triple-muted.
by Oliverzip January 26, 2021
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