Mustaffe

a mustache above a womans vulva, either personally trimed/waxed on the womens mon pubis or a reference towards a man with a mustache performing vaginal-oral sex.

"Sorry honey, not tonoght. I knicked myself trimming my mustaffe"

"They havnt spoken since Micah gave her best friend a mustaffe."

by Honorary Stache October 5, 2011

mustied out

When your too drunk or high to cope with life

" i was mustied out yesterday"
"shes always mustied out"
" Lets get mustied out"

by doughzah May 19, 2017

Mustanged

When someone is hurt by an idiot in a mustang trying to show off

“Where’s Dave?”
“Bro, Dave was watching people burnout and got mustanged hard and now has a feeding tube”

by Bluejoffles May 29, 2020

mystified

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.

"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."

by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022

Musified

To be given sudden inspiration as if from a muse.

While trying to come up with a new painting, he was suddenly musified.

by Butch Cassidy9 July 19, 2011

Mustached

Adj; The act of being screwed over by your boss who has a ridiculous mustache.

"Chad just called me at 9:30pm and told me I have to go into work tomorrow morning on my day off."

"You just got mustached"

"Screw Chad and his mustache!"

by someangryguy November 9, 2011

Mustarded Erdogan

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.

Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!

by Kazraël November 26, 2016