Marsel

An exceptionally handsome man with a charming personality that is almost too good to be real. A gentleman. Extremely intelligent & witty with the perfect amount of sass & sarcasm to charm even the bitchiest bitch. Has the sexiest voice & an accent that definitely melts your ice cream if you know what I mean. Marsels are always well groomed with the best facial hair & smoothest balls you'll ever feel. Extremely athletic & built like a large bear; Marsels are usually at the gym or at home pleasing their girlfriend multiple times. The best man ass you've ever seen/felt will only be found on a Marsel. You can set cups on it and bounce quarters off of it. Can be found drinking gallons of Milk/wine watching Star Trek, while sending sexy snaps to the love of his life. Marsels have the ability to be extremely sweet & then transform into the Hulk within a second. The sexiest body ever can be found on a Marsel. Marsels are very protective of their territory and intimidating. A very rare breed of man.

Damn, that guy has the nicest man ass I've ever seen, he must squat like a Marsel.

by Dat Ass Doe 6969 January 2, 2017

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Muriel

The hottest girl you will ever meet. She has an amazing sense of style and is a total dime. Girls wanna be her, and guys wanna bang her. However, Muriel's hold men to a high standard and won't go for just any guy. Her confidence keeps her classy, while her looks make her sassy.

Guy- "Damn, did you see Muriel today? I'd tap that."
Other guy- "Dude, who are you kidding? She's way outta your league!"

by Deff Guru September 5, 2012

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Pulling Mussels

British slang for sexual intercourse.

And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling Mussels from a shell
-Squeeze Lyrics.

"Hey Jim what where you doing with Molly the other night"
"Nothing mate, just pulling mussels."

by Civiux April 21, 2013

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