A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
by Juke McKones May 29, 2011
Get the The Muffin Manmug. lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
Get the Muffin Manmug. /ˈmʌfɪn man/
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018
Get the Muffin Manmug. by rambunctious1 December 9, 2010
Get the Muffin Manmug. An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.
by Butter_Bean August 21, 2013
Get the Muffin Manmug. Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick
by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019
Get the Muffin Manmug.