A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
by Juke McKones May 05, 2011
lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
/ˈmʌfɪn man/
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 07, 2018
by rambunctious1 December 08, 2010
An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.
by Butter_Bean August 20, 2013
Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.
Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
by Benjamin Gunsmith September 07, 2021