by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004
A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
by Rono January 15, 2007
A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
by Stinky July 20, 2003
A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
by Wormy December 22, 2003
A term used to describe someone outside of a social group
Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"
Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"Nope."
Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"Nope."
by sedoop April 05, 2015
A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 10, 2017