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Cooter Muffaloon

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).
Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
by Corn Smith January 17, 2010
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muffblock

When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or hubands perpetrate the muffblock and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock
I think Marryanne is totally muffblocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.
by Clay Easton July 24, 2008
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muffaletta

The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.
So, he went down on you?

Yes, he gave me a muffaletta.
by numero July 12, 2012
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muffamoo

An abnormally shaped muffin that is made of/lookslike/tastes like a cow. Usually the kind you'd find on a normal farm.
The vegetarian in my class refused to eat the muffamoo. Too bad she didn't know that it was a muffatofu.
by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008
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muffplosion

When the fat of a girl's muffin top blobs out over the top of her jeans enough to cover either her belt, belt loops, or even her pockets entirely.
That girl is having a muffplosion in those jeans!
by Dantesparadise March 9, 2011
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Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.
As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.
by Spoodge March 11, 2008
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muffalicious

1. Man Kim, your muff is muffalicious.
2. Karol, aside from your blind stick, your untamed pubic hair is muffalicious.
by Colin Strickfeild January 5, 2007
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