The Muddin' Report

The Muddin' Report is a website in Wyoming that forecasts the Off-roading conditions

Have you checked TheMuddinReport.com to see if the mud conditions are prime today? The Muddin' Report!!!

by mud_king February 27, 2009

Going Muddin

Going for a joy ride in muddy woods

Hey man! we're going muddin on Saturday. Wanna come?

by Daisydelilah93 June 13, 2019

Sconie-muddin'

Driving your pick up truck into a ditch, or large field of mud, after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. Behavior is typically exhibited by Wisconsinites after a daily binge of cheese, beer and brandy old fashioneds.

"Gimme 20 beers, a wheel of cheese and a dozen ol' fashionds, I'm goin' Sconie-muddin' tonight."

by howboutthempackerseh February 23, 2011

Going muddin

Having anal sex with your girl before she cleans it out

Im going muddin later to night

by Sqlkiller September 30, 2016

muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015

Muddin' on the freeway

Anal sex while driving. Especially on a long trip.

"How was the drive up?"

"Pretty good, we did some muddin' on the freeway."

by Crazyd_69 January 8, 2021

Monster Muddin

Similar to motor boating, Monster Muddin uses the butt cheeks instead of Breasts.

Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.

by BobbyShazamm May 9, 2015