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whale in a mud puddle

When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.
Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
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stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
by koreatown March 12, 2018
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Kentucky Mud Puddle

The basic concept of inserting water via enema or spray bottle into an anal facility the proceeding to penetrate the anus with a penis whilst the recipient squirts water out, creating a dirty water splash affectionately known as the Kentucky Mud Puddle.
Tina was down to clown, so I gave her a Kentucky Mud Puddle... No regrets but I do need all new bedding.
by Tommy2Straws April 5, 2017
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Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 December 11, 2011
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Arizona Mud Puddle

When a group of 8 or more people gather in an empty pool, shit, and then proceed to roll around in one anothers feces whilst having sex.
Yo dawgs i got a great idea for an orgy. An ARIZONA MUD PUDDLE
by thelegending July 15, 2013
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Canadian Mud Puddle

When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.
During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.
by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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