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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

You say this dark/macabre humor phrase to lighten things up when both people have been discussing sad topics. You laugh a little bit because it is so bad to say and then you move on to talking about lighter subject things again. It is a segue (pronounced seg-way) / (a conversational bridge)from sad subjects back to lighter ones.

I find it very useful, although some people have not heard it before and they get confused and don't know what you are talking about, so you have to explain it to them. Then they laugh and you both move on to lighter subjects.
Wow, that's too bad that your friend's sister's hairdresser's brother got in a car accident and lost his pinky toe. (both people feel sad and there is silence and conversation is halted) and so another person says , "But other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play!" Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? And that is a shocking and awful thing to say, but it makes people laugh because it is so shocking and awful. Do not say this though if something is really really sad, because it will not lighten things up and it will make people mad and hurt their feelings.

the mrs sullivan

The greatest of great sandwiches. to make, follow these steps:
1) Pre-fry three (3) strips oscar meyer (or substitute)bacon
2) Apply Jack Daniels' #7 barbecue sauce to one side of a piece of bread
3) Toss the bread in a buttered frying pan, bbq side up, and place 2 slices yellow american cheese
4) Add the bacon, then 2 more slices of cheese
5) Butter one side of a piece of bread and top the sandwich with it, butter side up
6) Flip the sandwich over, leave for 2-3 mins
7) Cut on the diagonal and eat
the mrs sullivan is an orgasm in my mouth
the mrs sullivan by GgenitalsK December 23, 2008

mrs.titus 

A cunt who nods at you like you have no soul and she makes you lose all your self a steam when she yells at you and she is so poor she only has grand faggots and she suck so much cock she can never speak.
mrs.titus by A hadley hater February 22, 2018

mrs thompson 

Mrs. Thompson gets on people's nerves and gives out way to much homework for no reason, which she says "helps build our future" BUT ALL SHE IS MAKING US BUILD IS OUR STRESS LEVEL.
Person 1: "hey do you want to hang out this weekend and go to the movies with me?"
Person 2: "naw sorry, I have to do Mrs Thompsons homework"
mrs thompson by 4.20 May 10, 2017

Mrs thompson 

The myth, the legend, mrs thompson. Ooooh boy. Where should I start? Mrs Thompson will not tolerate mischievous kids and if you're sleeping or being sassy with her or maybe even if you were right she will throw the book at your face. Oh and she has a masters degree. Now with Mrs Thompson she is never wrong. You are never right. she teaches the skills that we will learn in college and high school but I have yet to use the skills. Oh and she has a masters degree. Her armpit stains and camel toes will not stop her from making your life hell. Oh did I already tell u she has a masters degree?! Hahaha ok
"Mrs Thompson has a masters degree"
Mrs thompson by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019