Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl

1. Me.

2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.

"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."

by mr-cant-steal-your-girl October 29, 2020

oh yeah mr krabs

When you can really feel it

OH YEAH MR KRABS OH YEAH OH YEAH MR KRABS

by OH YEAH MR KRABS July 3, 2016

L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M

Let me ride your dick until you cum inside me.

Ashley:Hey Chance L.M.R.Y.D.U.Y.C.I.M Chance: What? Ashley:Let me ride your dick until you cum inside me.

by Jacobdayfuckme November 11, 2022

Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl

When a guy steals a girl with whom you weren't dating, but chatting up numerous times in hopes of one day dating her (can also apply to girls). People like Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl are what causes others to be placed in the friendzone

Person A: dude, see that girl over there? I've been chatting her up for an hour, and I think I we are hitting it off!
Person B: cool story bro. I'll be right back *Person B leaves

-later-

Person A: yo, what took you so long, I've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Person B: oh, I was just getting that girl's number. We're doing some stuff tomorrow.
Person A: that's the same girl from earlier, jerk. God, stop being such a Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl.
Person B: that title it too long.
Person A: whatever douchebag.

by Python22 October 8, 2013

mr young

A teacher who has a small penis but a big heart.

That teacher gave me an 100 on the late assignment.

He's a total Mr Young

by LargeWhole March 16, 2017

Mr. Steal Yo Girl

Noun. From "Bottoms Up" by Trey Songz (feat. Nicki Minaj). A cocky, sex-obsessed, douchebag male who will try to get a girl to dump her boyfriend so he can have sex with her.

Club patron: "Hide yo females! Mr. Steal Yo Girl just walked in, yo!"

by ed311 April 7, 2013

Mr. Hear Your Girl

A complete opposite of Mr. Steal Your Girl; just a nigga who's there to hear a girl's problems but still be getting zero action. A nigga who is so fucking deepfried in the friendzone he listens to his boy's side chick's problems. This the nigga who knows all the gossip and is always getting invited to the club with the ladies. This nigga is so committed to his craft, that he will be at the club holding the purse for a women he's pursued since time, while she out there getting daggered in three different directions while sucking a nigga dick through the top of a man's jeans. She later goes home and calls him to talk about how she can't find a guy like him who listens. A man who gives moody replies to his boys, but when a girl calls, he will be as hard as Mount Everest's frozen peak while asking her what she had to eat. AKA BATTYMON.

Guy 1: Yo what's he doing all the way over there?
Guy 2: Oh, he's on the phone with my side chick...
Guy 1: There he go again, with that Mr. Hear Your Girl shit.

by Baasha91 June 26, 2019