Mountain Dew People

The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.

You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.

I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.

by shoeshina May 14, 2011

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Mountain Dew makeout

when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.

Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?

by Spicy Meatball December 14, 2010

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Mountain Dew

A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!

"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"

by InJecTeD_MeTaL November 5, 2005

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