mountain goat style
mountain goat style by Cottencandy May 15, 2018
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cave mountain goat
A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.
cave mountain goat by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019
Mountain Goat
Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
Mountain Goat by Freckletastic November 26, 2010
The Mountain Goat
When the female is on top in a reverse cow girl position on all fours. She begins to make goat noises on top, as the male returns the goat call to the female. The more goat calls that happen the higher she climbs the mountain, until both the female and male make the final goat call. Meaning they climbed to the top of the mountain. They both have accomplished the mountain goat.
The Mountain Goat by lil_mouse December 20, 2018
son of a mountain goat
son of a mountain goat by stu morrison August 6, 2003
Rocky Mountain Goat Piss
While hung over in the rocky mountains after a blinder night you may find a need to "get on the goat piss" in retrospect of the previous nights heavy drinking session.
In drinking such green coloured salty flavoured beverages some may comment : "Hard night eh?..On the goat piss I see" in reference to the consumption of the Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.
One would acknowledge this comment with a nod and knowing smile.
In drinking such green coloured salty flavoured beverages some may comment : "Hard night eh?..On the goat piss I see" in reference to the consumption of the Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.
One would acknowledge this comment with a nod and knowing smile.
Rocky Mountain Goat Piss by Dj_Teknotimm August 7, 2011
Reverse Mountain Goat
When a couple has doggy style sex and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.
Guy: Ahh ahh...I am close ...about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
<thudd>
Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh
Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!
Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back
Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!
<thudd>
Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh
Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!
Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back
Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!
Reverse Mountain Goat by bluemagic04 September 19, 2013