mooyacker

A mooyacker is a fat assed looser that likes to talk alot about nonsense, usually shit that no one else but his stupid ass cares about!

That dumb ass mooyacker broke the chair when he sat in it, but he still kept talkin, even after his fat ass hit the ground!The Juice finally said " Shut the fuck up you stupid mooyacker!!!

by Jimmy III July 26, 2006

motowa

Motowa is a word that means nothing, motowa is a great word.

Me: Motowa is the best word in the world
Person: Ik fucking right

by The creator of motowa May 3, 2018

Montoya

BEAUTY IS HER NAME. ALL WHO ENCOUNTERS HER CANT HELP BUT LOVE HER. PERFECTION

Montoya is a true beauty. We love her

by RvaPolyCouple August 15, 2018

My Name is Inigo Montoya

Commonly followed by this phrase:
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*

*Gruesome screaming continues*

*Gruesome screaming intensifies*

*Gruesome screaming stops*

Example:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
Person: *Gruesome screaming starts*

*Gruesome screaming continues*

*Gruesome screaming intensifies*

*Gruesome screaming stops*

by Pls don't dislike i am cuddly November 22, 2014

Mootya

Mad cunt term for moist

A term used When referring to rain (bitta mootya about today)

by Kingstown dawgs January 15, 2021

Planko Montoya

Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.

Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.

by Canadian_History_Man January 16, 2009

motojack

When your Ladyfriend, boyfriend, ho, or other sexual servant gives you a handjob while sitting 'bitch' on your Motorcycle or Scooter.

Similar to Road Head for a car or truck.

I'm pretty tired man, my lady friend gave me a nice long motojack on the ride over.

Sorry officer, I lost control because I was getting a motojack.

by elcalrissian April 13, 2010