Surprise Motherfucker 

When a black dude approaches you unexpectedly

" Surprise Motherfucker" .... "oh shit dude you scared me!"

Surprise Motherfucker by Zoku February 12, 2013

Surprise Motherfucker 

The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.

When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.

Surprise Motherfucker by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017

Sly Motherfucker 

One who is ridiculously smooth and overly attractive. They are very rare and scarce. They know exactly what to say and one. Always. They reel you in and make you want them because they are so nice and approachable. But do they want you? Probably not. Sly moterfuckers only want comparable sly motherfuckers. Sucks for you. Sly motherfuckers are often mixed race but may come in any colour. ***Note: When two sly motherfuckers procreate, the offspring is often flawlessly attractive and unimaginably smooth. In other words, a dirty sly motherfucker.

1: Jeremy is an example of a mixed race, sly motherfuckerrrr.
2: Kyrstin is a white sly motherfucker.
3: Carter is a DIRTY SLY motherfucker. Damn.

Sly Motherfucker by fckh8 December 4, 2010

shaolin motherfucker 

Someone who does cool shit without a thought for their friends.

Origin: A long time ago, one half of a pair of broheims bought a ticket to a theatre show of Shaolin Monks doing all sorts of nasty kung-fu shiznit...and didn't invite his blood. When the truth came out, the backstabbed Brother From Another Mother exclaimed 'Shaolin, motherfucker'.

Oli: You won't believe what Dalan and Fiona did while I was at my parents' place visiting my dying grandmother!
Radwan: What?
Oli: They went to watch The Marine.
Radwan: They didn't ask you if you wanted to go?
Oli: Hell no, they kept it lower than Britney's underwear.
Radwan: What a pair of shaolin motherfuckers!

shaolin motherfucker by Oliver Denton January 6, 2008

You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you OUT 

Gerard way in an interveiw was telling a story once about a guy in a crack house (I think) and the guy said this to him
some mcr fans (aka killjoys) may say this at times when someone says these things:
A:(normal sentence containing the words "you better")
killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!
OR
A: (normal sentence containing the words "that side of the street" or "that side/street")
killjoy:YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MF I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

A: and i was like, "bro stop stay on that side of the street! I need to catch up"
Killjoy: YOU BETTER STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER I'LL KNOCK YOU OUT!

You better stay on that side of the street motherfucker i'll knock you OUT by gerards_way March 5, 2021

down syndrome motherfucker 

When you are really pissed off at someone who is normal(not retarded in anyway) and has a slightly down syndrome look face, you yell at them "what the fuck are you looking at, you down syndrome motherfucker!! This releases stress and puts a great big smile on your face. Try it today!

No examples needed for down syndrome motherfucker. You can fit it in with just about anything.

down syndrome motherfucker by Mr. Fuko March 5, 2011

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.

George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006