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motherhood statement

A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?
Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.

Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!
by sitizor March 1, 2016
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Motherboard

Mo•ther•boa•rd ; A giant green square with a bunch a processers, RAM plus gizmos to power your computer.
When I got a BSoD, (Blue Screen of Death) my motherboard was fried
by Swarts Dè Bangâr March 25, 2017
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motherlode

The correct way to spell motherload.

A jackpot, a treasure of great value or abundance.

A motherlode is a vein of of ore or mineral in the earth. If you hit the motherlode you hit the biggest vein with the most of that ore.
"We hit the motherlode!"
"GOLD!!! GOOOOOOOOLD!!!"
by Bob B. Bobertson August 30, 2014
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Moterboat

Verb. To shake ones face back and forth while placed in between the breasts of another.
All the man wanted to do during that party was moterboat the cougar's double d's.
by Butterboater June 10, 2009
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motherblockers

Earphones used as a way of not listening to, or ignoring, your mother.
I got in the car and put on my motherblockers so I did not have to listen to my mum nagging!
by Luckyonetoo August 28, 2013
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mothergoosehenchicken

This is a swear word that is politically correct around sensitive ears. ie: children
"I am going to mothergoosehenchicken that rabbit if it comes near our garden again!"
by Slickfooter3000 August 10, 2018
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motherhoebitch

A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.
Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."

Ali "motherhoebitch!!
by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011
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