mort 

A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.

Mort you have no spine!

mort by Toam August 14, 2006

Mort 

Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.

..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.

Mort by Mr Passing through September 29, 2008

Mort 

A really good looking beast that gets the babes

Whoa!! Have you seen Mort yet!! I love him!!

Mort by ygwygyxewuehcewhchvhv March 26, 2013

Mort 

the name i gave to the bitchass hoe who keeps hacking into my phone

"Why do u keep texting me random letters?"
"Sorry thats not me thats motherfucking Mort i hate him"

Mort by annab.s3 July 1, 2020

mort 

A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.

Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort

mort by jackald July 28, 2008

Mort 

A professional gamer who is really based and beats their friends in EVERY game XD

''Mort is such a fucking pro gamer''

Mort by homeboymort December 28, 2020

Mort 

A person who is Mort is mad and short.

Short person: aargh I'm angry.
Other person: Haha he's mort

Mort by HjalmarTV June 26, 2019