Moritz

Literally the best boyfriend in the world.

Moritz is the type of boy who cares alot. Who makes sure you're doing well. And this is just too precious.
He is cute, awesome and quiet lovely.

Not to mention, he has also big dick energy.

The best girlfriend for Moritz is definitely a Leoni.

Boy: Hey, have u seen this cute couple?
Girl: Yeees! Her boyfriend is such a Moritz.

by asmr godzilla January 19, 2019

Moritz Syndrome

First found in Moritz Schaeuffelen, Moritz Syndrome is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck ass at video games no matter how much you practice.

Drew Santoro has Moritz Syndrome. Big Time.

by Jamieooobrien November 3, 2011

Moritz

Moritz is very attractive and has a huge cock.
Many girls are into him and he’s basically a god.

Moritz is a true gangster

by Cocksuckerdaniel January 24, 2020

harry the cube moritz

a man whos power surpasses all other in jewishness, he will rule the world of jewish tranny skateboarders when the day comes. He is a chino pants fiend, and is obsessed with ben davis, he argues with friends about they should get what they don't want, if you call harry, harry "the cube" moritz, he will pinch you like there is no tomorrow.

ladies and gentlemen, harry the cube moritz!

by jash rauh October 28, 2006

Moritz

He has a great penis and big testicles. He loves good parties. He is the best lover a girl who likes good sex can have.

A: Did you sleep with this Moritz?

B: Oh, yes. That was the best sex I ever had.

by SramET January 3, 2017

Dirty moritz

Having Sex while he tells you 50 shades of grey is wrong aboud BDSM an then he wants to be pegged

My man always does the dirty moritz

by Rotegrütze February 18, 2021

Moritz

Imagine a rainy day, and you’re walking home without an umbrella listening to the pitter patter of the raindrops hit the cement. That’s Moritz. A man who wallows, waits, worries and wonders. You might share a serene moment with him under an umbrella in the rain as he insists on walking you home, even going as far as to ensure you catch your subway back to the airport on time. He might have secret talents. What are they? You’ll have to stick around to find out. Moritz is a man with distinct and refined tastes. He might even think that Morrissey is pretentious, but that won’t affect your constant listening of The Smiths. He’s okay.

Moritz is wallowing again.

by Nkolski January 2, 2019