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Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.
Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.
by traumageek May 19, 2010
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Moontahan

A total beast, usually has long thick sideburns that follow down to the bottom of his ears. He also has amazing abilities to troll anyone whenever he wants staying subtle. He is also nicknamed Jacob for his aboriginal appearance and his tendancy to transform into a werewolf at command. Nothing can stand in Moontahan's path. He is bestial capabilities and appearance is unmistakable for the most fierce of creatures. Moontahan also enjoys playing tennis. He has an incredibly bulky build which he attracts other male looking females. Moontahan's favourite type of girls are Pink's and Jigglers. Moontahan's nickname, Jacob originated from his favourite movie, Twilight. He has read every book and watched every movie concerning werewolves beating vampires relentlessly. He has an incredible hate for vampires but is sexually turned on in the case of werewolves. He occasionally participates in acts of beastiality when the opportunity presents itself.
Yo, did you see that guy? He totally went Moontahan on them

Yo, that guy totally has Moontahan sideburns.

Yo, that guy's an aboriginal he's a Moontahan
by Ill C September 30, 2011
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moonbait

1) An attractive girl's butt;
2) Picture of an attractrive girl showing her ass, either nude or partially nude, as opposed to boob bait;
3) Example of jailbait that is especially attractive because of her well-formed behind.
Look at that lil' ass! She's definitely some good moonbait! I wonder, though, what her boobies look like.
by DimiT April 6, 2010
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moolyak

An idiot, a moron. From "Cheers."
Sam Malone: Oh, wait... When do they circumcize the kid?

Cliff Clavin: What do you mean circumsize? There are no Jews in Borneo, you moolyak.
by MPorterhouse January 19, 2012
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Moongamers

Yes, IT IS the worst of the Battlefield servers! T
Moongamers' admins are ruthless once kicking me for saying "noob" for 1/2 year! If you call them out on allowing cheats (Aimbot, glitching, health hacks), they kick you and will without notice BAN YOU!!! I don'y miss being abused by them!!!
by stude4art May 5, 2013
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Moonyang Wangler

A person who gets pussy by persuading or cleverly manipulating a woman
Fuckin' ol Jerry is at it again tonight try ta hustle up that pussy. He’s a real moonyang wangler.
by Craftyweasel02 May 30, 2020
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Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
by Tbell November 9, 2014
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