Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.

Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh

by Synapseioises December 1, 2024

moongooning

basically you just goon in the moonlight with a native american next to you while you high asf
#freak👅

yo let’s go moongooning with yo grandpa tonight

by curtthefreak👅 January 8, 2025

Overhand moongoon

While recording with a iPhone with your offhand, and any blunt weapon in your strong hand(in pocket) find any person. (Homeless, pedestrian, etc;) offer them any amount of money to partake in oral sex, if they accept, do the deed. When finished with the process, simply overhand them with the blunt weapon, thus knocking them out. And therefore not needing to pay the given amount of money you once offered before.

I would love to go overhand moongoon right now with my pals.

by Pistach July 18, 2025

Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.

"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"

by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025

Moongoon

To goon in between moon stages

Hey I was thinking about attempting a moongoon soon

by Champ gooner April 15, 2024

Moongoon

When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.

Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.

Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?

by ThePandoBear April 23, 2024

MOONGOONER

An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.

It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more

by Poet3991 February 15, 2024