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The road is mooky, be careful or you will lose your shoes.
mooky by Ron February 26, 2004
A person who looks for inventive excuses to denying having fucked multiple people.
Sally: I caught him cheating and he’s still denying it He told me he was still on the plane despite FaceTiming me accidentally while he’s in her. Can’t believe he’s trying to Mooky It.
Mooky by CineActionGroup October 16, 2020

mooky stinks 

a turd. the word used to substitute turd used by mister mackey in south park.
"a fecalfeliac is someone who's obsessed with mooky stinks mkay."
mooky stinks by zak dizzle October 18, 2003

mooky scoot

a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty ass on their chest.

can also be refered to as scooting the mooky
"man i fucked this dirty bitch last night. she let me fuckin mooky scoot her."

"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"
mooky scoot by gdubbz and flargums September 12, 2006

mooky chow

This is the dance that is similar to "the mooky cha", but the difference is that it is done while eating the bowl of greasy rice, not after. The goal is also the same. To see how much jumps it takes for your tits to hit the ground, and see if you can do it without drowning in your own lard filled sweat. This dance is native to obese chinese people.
choa choo, while eating a bowl of greasy rice and drinking some lard, does the mooky chow .After the third jump his tits hit the floor and fat drips out his nipples.
mooky chow by GJ Dan September 3, 2006

mooky cha 

A dance that fat chinese people do after they eat a big greasy bowl of rice. The goal being get your fat filled tits to hit the floor. Often this is not what happens because the challenge is to try to stay standing without drowning in their own lard sweat on the floor.
Choa does da mooky cha.
mooky cha by James Youie September 1, 2006