moby dick

when you have sex with a whale

I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"

by Ymca Mouse Cat Acadamy November 25, 2010

Moby Dick

A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.

I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.

by Puffy McScrote December 29, 2014

the moby dick

a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.

person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"

person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "

by Gjfkdoejghsjs February 4, 2021

Big Moby Dick

Something that goes in either of the three things as following

- A sexy girl’s pussy
- her asshole
- her mouth

I locked the the room and started to smash my girl’s pussy hard-on with my big moby dick while fingering her ass

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 22, 2023

Moby Dick

A man with a shaved pubic region. It refers to the musician Moby in regard to his bald head in relation to the hairless dick and balls.

"Ted was alright, but when I gave him head my mouth kept getting so full of pubic hair!"

"That's why I like Andy. He's got a Moby Dick."

by Steve Stevenson 66666667 October 1, 2012

Moby Dick

You are performing anal sex on a girl, you pull out, and she farts. It is like a blow hole.

Last night she did the Moby Dick.

by Honey Hole August 26, 2010

Moby Dick

a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.

James was shocked when he lowered the man's boxers and was greeted with a Moby Dick.

by The Kinky Bruin July 27, 2014