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monster truck 

doing MDMA (molly, ecstasy) and the prescription drug Lyrica together.
“hey, we’re doing molly for the show tonight. do you want to score some ketamine and kittyflip?”

“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”
monster truck by avant_garden April 21, 2023

Southern monster truck

S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

MonsterDrunk

When you drink too much Monster and your state of mind goes into a state that's more then hyper, you go crazy. Like, super crazy. If on a chat or Facebook, you feel the sudden urge to spam.
I'm writing this while MonsterDrunk
MonsterDrunk by Mjtmaster July 1, 2011

Monsterfucking 

The act whereas one chugs 17 cans of Monster energy drink then proceeds to fornicate with drywall.
Yo, Kyle was Monsterfucking a hole in my parents living room. I gotta spackle that shit after I clean off his spackling.

Monster Truck 

While sitting, you get a friend to sit on your lap sideways and bounce them up and down while chanting, "monster truck, monster truck." Go to breakfast after.
Terry monster trucked Ricky and now we're hungry.
Monster Truck by scho_girl January 10, 2010