serial monogamy

A practice by which a person experiences a large number of short-lived romantic relationships or "flings." Those engaged in this practice probably have had numerous sexual partners but have not engaged in cheating or infideloutous behavior.

People engaged in serial monogamy use it as a tool to avoid marriage and any other long term commitments and could be labeled "commitment phobes."

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

Monogamy Parade

A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade

by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015

monogamy

What happens when your woman "just can't take it anymore", but you want to keep having sex.

Jen: Do you believe in monogamy?
Brad: Why?...
Jen: I don't want sex if you don't want to be monogamous.
Brad: Sure- monogamy's my one true love, honey... Besides you of course.

Jen: *awwwwwww*

by mspessimist June 2, 2011

Serial Monogamy

The practice of being absolutely faithful to the one you are with... at the moment

Jojo: Except when she is with John, Joe, Steve or Wyatt, Nicole is pretty faithful to Tim.

Doris: Dude, that's Serial Monogamy!

by WngsThtWrk April 8, 2010

monogamy

Monogamy, like bigamy is also defined as having one wife too many.

He practiced monogamy. He has one wife.

by Gandalf2349 December 20, 2005

Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.

When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.

by iviesmith October 24, 2011

monotany

The practice of having just one wife.

You're single! You need to read ISAIAH 4 and give up those notions of monotany!

by Dan Jag May 5, 2009