monkeytits

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

by Chimay January 15, 2004

Monkeypig Woman

A human female with facial characteristics similar to that of a monkey and a pig.

Have you seen Jay today?" "Yeah, he went to go hang out with that monkeypig woman." "Oh, he must be getting some tail.

by the beefs July 1, 2011

MonkeyPirateGaming

monkeypirategaming is a streamer that plays games like Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and Total War: Warhammer II.
he does play 1 more game but it changes so and i dont wanna list all the games but right now he is playing dragon rage

MonkeyPirateGaming u remember its a GIANT DEEEEEATH WHEEL

by TwangyWinter6 March 16, 2022

monkeypatching

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

by ナニカ August 28, 2023

monkeycity17

a monkey who is the king of swag and the goat of party games

Isaac: I just queued monkeycity17
Cole: God I wish I were you

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.

Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"

by C Phantom September 3, 2012

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008