monkey butt

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.

Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!

by General Cluck-Cluck June 08, 2003

monkey butt

Term used by a girls boyfriend whom usually loves her dearly to describe her / pet name when he is being playful.

Zygmont called his girlfriend a monkey butt when they were joking outside the classroom

by obbie connobie February 15, 2007

monkey butt

The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality.

After taking a growler, I realized i had a bad case of monkey butt on the par three 5th. There was no outhouse around!

by pis2114 May 27, 2006

monkey butt

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

by matt January 21, 2005

monkey butt

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.

"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"

by orangesapples July 16, 2008

Sweet Monkey Butt Fucker

Invented very recently, this word is used as an exclamation of various sorts, but noticeably an exclamation of overwhelming suprise.

Chris Bradford: How much is rent on that apartment?

Dude: $1500 dollars.

Chris Bradford: SWEET MONKEY BUTT FUCKER that is expensive

by mista_g October 28, 2005

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

by Roofuhlyn January 30, 2010