monke man

a man that is a monkey

hey! the monke man looks like a monke

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 4, 2022

monkeyman

hairy male that has long arms and it good at climbing.

hey monkeyman, get your hairy ass out of that tree.

by monkeyface July 20, 2003

monkeyman

A monkeyman is a sweet adoable boyfriend with sexy tufts of chest hair, and who admits to being a monkeyman just to be cute for his girlfriend. A monkeyman also likes to cuddle and wrap himself againt his girlfirend to keep her warm with his monkeyness. A monkeyman is the best lover in the universe and will tell you to shut up and get on his horse whenever he feels like monkeying around.

I just love your monkeyness!" "You're such a monkeyman!

by Label'sGirl September 23, 2010

monkeland

discord.gg/pMf84a7rcd

monkeland

by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021

monkemancool

A seggsy mf with the will power of a fucking god with an army powerful enough to destroy the Persian empire

Monkemancool is a fucking god

by Afickinggod February 14, 2021

Monkman

A man of nature and peace who loves to travel and enjoy the world through observation. Usually has long gray hair and/or a long gray beard. Is known to be an ominous man but in a good way. The Monkman can impregnate a woman with a single touch of his finger and can be impregnated themselves by Mudmen who jump on top of them and impregnate them. The Monkman's mortal enemy is the Mothman. There is only 1 Monk man at one time, there for when the Monkman is spotted, the preceding Monkman is no longer considered a Monkman. It is disrespectful to physically write down the name Monkman on paper. Once that happens, the person who wrote his name on the paper will no cease to see The Monkman. Forever. Travels via public transportation buses. Very rarely will a the Monkman be black, however this has been known to happen on at least one occasion. The Monkman does not speak

(Driving down the street)

James- Total Monkman in that price chopper parking lot!!!

Earl- Holy shit pull in pull in we need to get a better look at him!!!

(The one driving precedes to make a psycho left turn at 35MPH into the parking lot )

by StingrayJ65 June 8, 2011

monkyman

A humanoid that lives in the forest of Singapore that is immortal. It is folklore.

Oh my gosh look there's the monkyman

by krypsiaczek May 21, 2017