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Monday Stamina

An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.
A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.

B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...
by Vending Machine Cheata September 2, 2010
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Monday Scaries

Scared at life after your weekend started on Thursday and it continued to Sunday Night. Move aside Sunday Scaries there is a new sheriff in town.
Sorry I cannot hang out this Monday as I am going straight home after work and watching True Blood. I have a serious case of the Monday Scaries and am afraid to be outside.
by La Bronze July 27, 2010
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Monday Steak Night

A group of culturally diverse, north shore private school alphas, who gather on the sacred day of Monday to rejoice in the name of the Beef god Mike Lit, and its holy cut of rump. Worshipping occurs at the sacrosanct of the Woolwich Pier on Monday, every Monday, til there art now cow left.
Beta male: Oh damn, it's Monday
Alpha male: Wow you are a beta, it's Monday Steak Night baby
by Euro Stene May 26, 2017
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Monday Sickness

when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.

of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.
John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?
by Adassica1 October 20, 2010
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Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday) you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)
ITS Monday Shine Day!!!!!!!
by pop off kween November 14, 2020
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Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday)is when you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)
Monday Shine Day was put to good use today!!!!
by pop off kween November 14, 2020
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Monday Sickness

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.
*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."
by Perchant February 3, 2014
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