A moistie is a rediculously HOT young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
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The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating
vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
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Get the moisties mug.A moistie is a young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.
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Exceptionally moist vagina,. Can be abbreviated to RM. #RM
Also ragingest of raging moisties with a capital raging moistie
Exceptionally moist vagina,. Can be abbreviated to RM. #RM
Also ragingest of raging moisties with a capital raging moistie
I want to be so attracted to him that I get a raging moistie.
She had the ragingest of raging moisties.
She had the ragingest of raging moisties.
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