Moick

A person that is able to suck his own genetalia.

1: Look it that guy he can touch his toes

2: I bet hes a Moick

by Andy March 4, 2005

Moink

In Ukraine, the moink is that corner of flesh above the nut sack, but just below the shaft of the penis. This area of the human anatomy rarely sees the light of day, mostly due, of course, to its intimate proximity to the shaft of the penis; gravity also plays a considerably influential role in the moink's inability to get a tan.

Dude, my moink itches.

Dude, do not listen to any of the other Urban Dictionary posts for the word, "Moink".

by Larry_Putana August 24, 2009

Moik

Tactical genius, mildly insane. Often found lurking about internet cafes.

o.O there's a Moik on my planet

by Javid Akimitsu February 19, 2004

Moicking

A combination of moby and dicking, when a person of smaller stature hooks up with a big bitch.

my skinny friend was moicking that fat woman

by Stev8z April 21, 2016

Moinker

A term used to describe a but must have the word fuck placed before it to be properly used fucking fuck.

He’s being a fucking moinker

by Pappy Pierre August 6, 2020

Moink

Moink is used when you wish to punch someone in the head.

That’s really all it.

Daniel moinked Ryli for saying something stupid.

“MOINK” Star shouted as he punched his brother in the temple.

“Daniel just moinked Ryli”

“Griffin moinked chara. I don’t know how he will recover from that.”

by SoftlyBoos February 19, 2021

Moikem

A girl's name; someone who owns a large number of bamboo resorts.

My name is moikem

by jordaddie August 19, 2021