Moosespanker

Masterbating, fucking off, slackin' off, good for nothing son of a bitch. A Lazy Bastard.

That goddamn Chris, he was supposed to cut the grass and take out the garbage out today but instead, sat home and get drunk. He's a Moosespanker anyway. This is what happens when you let a boy do a mans job.

by Hammerin Hank November 15, 2009

mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 11, 2014

The Overlord of Mooses

A homosexual.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

MooseSkin

Fabbo!

MooseSkin? He's Fabbo!

by MooseSkin June 10, 2003

mooseseal

When a guys dick goes floppy and swollen and dangles between his legs.

Damm what has that dude got down his pants I bet he's a mooseseal

by Elephant seal December 4, 2016

mooseski

In yo cut its a scary site

Mooseski in yo cut its a scary site

by ToughAslTillSkullGetXrackd June 20, 2024

Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009