Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.

Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.

by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025

Missouri sucker fish

The act of placing a geekbar in between a girl’s butt cheeks, hitting it, blowing it into her coochie, and eating her out.

Damn, that Missouri sucker fish with that strawberry watermelon geek bar was insane.

by Effery jepstein March 27, 2026

The Missouri StenchPit

The act of shitting into somebody’s armpit and licking it dry.

Joseph: Yoo Edon wanna do a The Missouri StenchPit

Edon: Yes but I wanna be the shitee okay

Joseph: Alright time too shit on your pits

by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021

warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied

oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 21, 2014

Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room

Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls

by Mule3535 November 18, 2021

Missouri tramp stamp

A guy and a girl shit in each others mouths and then while they are 69'ing the guy takes a hot iron rod and brands his initials onto the back of the bitch he is fucking. Then he shaves all his pubes off, shoves them in the girls vagina and makes her eat them. To finish it off, he strattles the bitch and rides her around the room to show her who's boss and then pisses in her mouth.

Jacob Winton: I smelled burning flesh and heard some bitch screaming in the other room.
Katie G: Oh don't worry. They're just doing the Missouri tramp stamp.

by KatieGMoney November 22, 2010

Missouri baby step

In missouri when you wait till the second date to whip out your junk. that is taking it slow cause men are just incredibly hot the further south you go in missouri. Men usually wait for a while after dating to whip out their junk, but not in missouri. the girls are begging for the average missouri man junk.

Josh: "Dude! I just got done with my first date with Julia!"
Philip: "Oh dude...did you bang her yet?"
Josh: "Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!"
Philip: "oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!"

by Custhburgh November 1, 2008