Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.
by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020
Get the Mississippi mud honeymug. To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.
When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.
by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003
Get the Mississippi Mud Slidemug. while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.
"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008
Get the mississippi mud puddlemug. by Chief beatty June 6, 2018
Get the Mississippi mud piemug. When a person gives themselves an enema, but holds it in. You then have vigorous sex. Just before climax, he rams his dick in your ass and cums. When he pulls out the fluids explode from your rectum like blender on high speed with no lid on.
Man, me and George tried a Mississippi Mud Milkshake last night.....let's just say the housekeeper isn't gonna be happy in the morning.
by Poetanddidntknowit October 10, 2017
Get the Mississippi Mud Milkshakemug. by M!l3S October 7, 2010
Get the mississippi mud piemug. "If I see anyone with a Mississippi Mud Flap, I'm going to slit his neck, and shit down his throat."
by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004
Get the Mississippi Mud Flapmug.