When you make out with a girl. She takes you back home or vise versa and she says that she is not going to have sex with you. WHY DID WE GO BACK HOME, we could of just made out at the bar. Why do we need a bed to make out? You think your going back to get sex when it is just more of the same. It is like when you take a journey through the desert as you see water, and it only turns out to be a mirage.
Bro1: Hey you went back with that girl last night, you slam that piece?
Bro2: Na man, she fuckin miraged me, and we just made out.
Bro2: Na man, she fuckin miraged me, and we just made out.
by Tito890 August 22, 2011
It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.
by pantstore March 25, 2015
An event that occurs when a legal adult male views a girl from afar who appears to be very attractive due to clothing choice or physical development, but upon closer inspection discovers that she is clearly underage.
John was driving past the local park, where he saw a girl in a short skirt who looked rather attractive. Seconds later, he saw her from a closer distance and realized she was 13, blaming this event on "Jailbait Mirage."
by josef m March 13, 2010
by mrs. poe November 16, 2015
A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.
by lgcivttu July 15, 2010
When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 02, 2008
Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
by pleaseshutupreese June 13, 2020