monkey mints

a term used to refer to menthol cigarettes because black people commonly smoke menthol cigarettes

All Lammar smokes is monkey mints.

by Malicious March 1, 2005

Dick mints

Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.

Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?
Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...

by kujan December 27, 2007

nigger mints

nigger mints is used to describe a menthol cigarette.

George smokes nigger mints

by Doc to the P September 16, 2008

chicago mints

Street drug also know as ecstasy

Got any Chicago mints? Looking to rool my ass off.

by Pj29 March 31, 2017

urinal mints

The world's greatest porn rock band.

The "Urinal Mints" are the world's greatest porn rock band. www.purevolume.com/urinalmints

by Bill June 22, 2004

Ribbed mints

When a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.

He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.

The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.

Louise: "Luke did you buy condoms, are you having sex with frankie, OMG!"

Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."

Luke: "Yer."

Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."

Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."

by Robwhite March 9, 2009

Bitch Mints

Mints sold in some candy stores that are normal in every aspect other then the label says :

"Bitch Mints, Suck on it honey"

and have a picture of a 1950's woman on the front gasping in horor.

"Some girl from school was lecturing me on sexism, I offered her some Bitch Mints but she didn't seem to appreciate it."

by Dylan Thomson September 27, 2006