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The milk man

That man who sleaps with your mom
Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long
by B477y March 29, 2019
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The Dirty Milk Man

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.
Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.
by Tedwin December 27, 2007
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Milky Mans

A group of 2 or more Mans resulting in terrible coordination and health due to a shortage of brain cells
the Milky Mans like eating when they feel hungry, three cheese ranch.
by Milky Mans October 28, 2019
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Milk Man

A person that rides the clock not doing a thing just to rack up over time. Also know for Milking the clock. Also know as Mr. Mayfeild
Did you hear Todd got 80 hours this week? He's a real Milk Man.
by overtime king January 22, 2014
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Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month
Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2:. I'm already halfway on the 4th day!
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020
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Milk Man Shuffle

When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.
Yo I pulled the Milk Man Shuffle on this girl last night cause she said she was thirsty!
by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010
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milk man family

the milk man family consists of seven holy people.

first, we have the one and only god father milk man. he is our only father and saviour. father is our religion.

next, we have the only real birthed child, elena. she goes by the name sebha, sebhoe, yOon, megan’s gf, and sophia’s waipoo. she’s very eDgY and introverted1!!1!
nicolette is the next family member. nicolette goes by nico, nichOe, nicotine, nico nico nii, and evian’s gf. she is known to be the 4th adopted child. she loves her boyfriend evian very much.

megan, who also goes by rat, megumin, pet rat, weeb, saucegay hater,cookimegi is the 2nd adopted child. she is elena’s pet rat and a tik tok e-girl god. even though megumin is tall, she’s actually a loli.

pierce, the 3rd adopted child, goes by the name noah, noha, nohoe, or gay fortnite memer. he loves evian a lot but evian only likes nico. he’s also a very anti-social furry.

evian, the 5th adopted child. his real name is ivaN? (i acc forgot how it’s spelt). he loves his girlfriend nico very very much
jason. jason is. interesting.

those are all the godly milk man family members so far
omg i wish i was in the milk man family!
by lesbianvodka February 5, 2019
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