Mickey S. Samsel

A person who enjoys being with a man’s man. Telling people he owes money to that they are burnt. He hates woman but loves the seaman. He has a penis but only smaller. Loves giving it in the butt but prefers it in his own ass. He is a professional felcher. You ever want to go docking he is the man to call. He’s the Boy Scout who got extra badges not in the hand book.

My friends uncle told me he had a Mickey S. Samsel last night. Had to take a time out.

by Elusive cheese November 27, 2021

Mike's High Five

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.

Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!

by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009

mikey small

A lil body lookin white boi with no jumper

I saw a mikey small at the gym he was some rubbish

by Hdbeve ssnjebdvddv January 3, 2017

Who’s in mike’s mouth

A game played while camping when your propane lantern runs out and your campsite or area is pitch black and the youngest guy is “mike” and he has to try to guess who’s in his mouth.

“Mike”: let’s play who’s in my mouth

Everyone:wait what?!
That’s how the game who’s in Mike’s mouth starts

by It’s the lesbians, run! September 7, 2020

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

The Mikey Show

The greatest morning radio program in the world. If you don't listen to this show you need to be shot between the eyes. You need to have someone break a broom stick in half and stick each sharp and pointy end into your kidneys. Also have someone take a sludge hammer to your shins. Also have a crowbar smashed in your mouth mainly aiming for your teeth.

Holy shit bro, I just shit my pants when I saw Ashley from The Mikey Show. Man she leaves me with a semi.

by P1 For 1!f3 April 13, 2005

Mike's Mic

Australian YouTuber who does a range of funny videos, often containing memes and reality show clips

Did you know Michael from Mike's Mic has a master's degree?
Wow no I'm so shocked

by discofox September 10, 2020