Michael Myers

The fastest walker on earth

Michael Myers won the race by walking

by anonymous March 15, 2021

micah bell

a real piece of shit

“You told her?!?! Why you gotta be such a micah bell?”

by kingofthekind December 25, 2018

MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.

I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!

by Welshwiz October 24, 2012

michael conforto

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that causes a person to exude faith in the human spirit to "Heal the World". This is a very selfless condition that is contagious and if spread worldwide, there will indeed be peace amongst all nations.

"Love and peace should be the ultimate goal for all nations in order for this planet to survive...so let's apply the Michael Jackson Syndrome."

by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012

Michael sheen

The most feral and chaotic man you will ever get the chance to meet. Don't let his cuteness deceive you, he literally peeled a onion with a potato peeler, what is more, chaotic than that? For some reason, he can be cute, hot, kind and chaotic all at once. He also plays Aziraphale, one of the ineffable husbands from Good Omens. Did I mention he is an amazing actor?

He is practically a Welsh Dragon. No, he IS the Welsh Dragon.

Guy 1: 'Look it's Michael Sheen!'
Guy 2: 'Isn't he related to Martin Sheen?'
Guy 1: "No of course not! Martin Sheen is American!"
Guy 2: 'Isn't Michael Sheen American?"
Guy 1: "He is Welsh, Goddamnit!"

by Sillyblueprints August 2, 2019

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.

I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!

by Avalonian October 24, 2012