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midway,georgia

Midway Georgia is known as a place where there is absolutely nothing to do.

Most houses consist of meth labs and smoking "weed". Crack/cocaine/angel dust all of the above are also very popular.

Most the teenagers have nothing better to do than fornicate, have babies and make their families care for them.

Most women in the population will get with any guy who may have money,drugs,or have a nice size "junk".

Most men will get with anything that can say they're name.

Most parents have given up on their kids in this small ratched city.

The only fun to do is shoot at each other and maybe rob the same convient store for the 5th time.
Guy 1: Lets go make some money?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Lets rob the convient store up the road. Momma got the baby and i'm high as a kite.
Guy 2: Didn't we rob that store last week?
Guy 1: Yes but they have new glass in the door.
Guy 2: I love midway,georgia!
by tswizzle35 January 18, 2011
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Midway

A magical orifice located in the midsection of the human body. It resembles a balloon knot or devil's onion ring.

The smoke that comes out of the midway smells like vine-ripened tomatoes, and you have to wear a cup over it because people try to put their fingers in it while you're playing sports.

Its speed is 180psi, and yours makes ssdfhshshhsshshshshshshsssshhhhhh sound, only without a d. You can use a turkey thermometer and baster to find the psi of your midway.

Having sex in the midway is acceptable, though some cops will arrest you for doing it.
Do you have to shave your midway? Kevin Olli does.
by Not Kevin Olli March 31, 2009
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From the Midway boards

To be "from the Midway boards" is to be unintelligent, or of a very young age (approx 10 years old). A popular phrase in the gaming community derived from ribbing members of a certain internet message board, renowned for being very young and/or quite dim. One does not actually have to have visted said website to be "from the Midway boards," as it is just a euphemism for acting childish, immature, or just generally stupid.
SEKTORZSUBSCORPIONCHI666: H3y haz anyne1 seen THe movie JAWS!???????????????????????? IT Has real scareey shaarks in it and they bit peeple and they bleed and blood GOES EVERYWHERE and it rocksz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: ...You're "from the Midway boards," aren't you?
by Mr. Tobias October 4, 2005
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Tuloso Midway

Tuloso Midway is a suburb outside of Corpus Christi that is commonly said to be in annaville. Most of the kids that go to Tuloso Midway are relatively ghetto. Although there are some nice people there, allot of them are Mexican- Americans who think they are Native Americans. They are known for their terrible football team and their auditorium which is pretty good. Many of the students have committed crimes and end up in alt-Ed at some point. Everyone wears Vans, gets into fights, and does drugs. Much to theme resentment of the few good kids of Tuloso.
She’s from Tuloso Midway
by Flour Bluff May 9, 2018
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Midway High School

A high school in Waco, Texas that is currently 4A but is about to turn 5A. Midway is a wonderful school district that I have gone to my whole life. Home of the panthers, Midway is great at just about every sport. Numerous state championships in girls basketball and volleyball. Undefeated district football champs, and played in the Cowboys Stadium twice this year. A very nice school.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to Midway High School."
"LUCKY!!!"
by SBear25 May 12, 2011
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Midway, Chicago

A Shit-hole where the Monroe Rats Live
Slums of India, Midway, Chicago
by Muhahah December 12, 2012
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Tuloso Midway

Where Victor beat his lil dick in the middle school bathroom
by Ayden Andrade October 9, 2020
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