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Midland, Mi

A Principal City of about 42,000 people in the great lakes Bay region of Michigan, Located 17 Miles East of Bay City and 19 miles Northwest of Saginaw. The only way that it was made relevant is by Dow Chemical. out of towners tend to get lost in Midland because the layout is confusing as fuck, and the only 'easy' way around is via US 10 or google maps. Midland is the total opposite of nearby Saginaw, where as in Midland the worst 'crime' is speeding. Midland is home to things such as midland mall, Midland center for the arts, Dow gardens, Dow Diamond, the tridge and Northwood University, most of which have been funded in part or full by Dow.
Goddammit every street I take just ends up back at Ashman Street, I fucking have driving around Midland, Mi!!
by Drizzy D. May 31, 2017
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midland trash

Someone who is white trash that has an only fans or sells drugs. Probably does those drugs right beside their baby
Tyson and yung mommy smoked weed beside their baby, such midland trash
by Daguy3333 April 4, 2021
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Midland runner

Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?

Guy 2: what about her?

Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.

Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
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Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.
Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there
by Abell student February 27, 2011
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Midland mudslide

when a redneck is having sexual intercourse with a girl and has dip in his mouth and as he is cumming spits the dip juice on her back with his cum and mixes it togther
you want to midland mudslide with me gurl
by central football 5 July 8, 2011
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Midland, Pennsylvania

The nastiest fucking place in Western PA. The air smells like preteen period blood and rotten eggs 100% of the time. The wanna-be performing arts high school located in down-town Midland serves something that resembles squirrel ribs for lunch at least once a week. Most are scared to eat the lunches fearing that they're eating some mutated animal meat caught in the park. The water tastes as if it contains literal shit. The power plant across the bridge produces tons of nasty air pollution a day. Being in Midland everyday may cause you to develop some form of cancer.
Megan Fox would never be caught dead in Midland, Pennsylvania.
by shanaynaycruzz June 5, 2011
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Midland Secondary School

The worst but yet most amusing , falling apart no good piece of shit failure of any success for the student body school. Literally falling apart and being held together with duct tape. Highest rate of over aged failing students in Canada. Most of the students are stuck up, which doesn't make sense because if your going to this school you are obviously a broke ass bitch like the rest of the people in that general community.

Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.
person 1: what high school are you planning on going to?
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !
by st'tskid April 7, 2011
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