A Principal City of about 42,000 people in the great lakes Bay region of Michigan, Located 17 Miles East of Bay City and 19 miles Northwest of Saginaw. The only way that it was made relevant is by Dow Chemical. out of towners tend to get lost in Midland because the layout is confusing as fuck, and the only 'easy' way around is via US 10 or google maps. Midland is the total opposite of nearby Saginaw, where as in Midland the worst 'crime' is speeding. Midland is home to things such as midland mall, Midland center for the arts, Dow gardens, Dow Diamond, the tridge and Northwood University, most of which have been funded in part or full by Dow.
Goddammit every street I take just ends up back at Ashman Street, I fucking have driving around Midland, Mi!!
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Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
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Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.
Highly recommended that you send your child to St'T's rather than MSS.
person 1: what high school are you planning on going to?
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !
person 2: Midland Secondary School , why?
person1: don't do it your setting yourself up for failure, MSS is the worst school in Canada !
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