a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

A very very very very small penis
by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.
by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
