Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

Michael Waterhouse

n. A person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. Sings like a nightengale and can dance like the dickens. Tall, dark and gruesome. Loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. Has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a Beatle (George Harrison). Prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like Dave Hasselhoff. Has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). He goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. Also, has phenomenal hair.

That Michael Waterhouse is a god-like genius. Ask anyone.

by Cuno Bellin February 17, 2010

Michael Williams.

A black child of whom is at a on-holy level of mass (Fatness,Obesity, etc) and likes putting vaseline into his hair.

Hey look! It's Michael Williams. the black man!

by Jack McKay December 5, 2011

michael wong

the most annoying person you will meet. an absolute asshole. A short-tempered brat who often has a micropenis. desperately tries to fit in but falls flat on his face. A toxic person to be around. will try to act funny and trash over you the next day. Not afraid to steal your ideas and work. not afraid to throw you under the bus. Actually gay.

I can't stand that michael wong, he's so arrogant!

by I <3 Killa Kyle Killeen October 29, 2018

Michael Wessel

a shy robot.

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny

by straight white male May 5, 2010

michael wills

a white boy who lives in a treehouse in his moms backyard

hey who is that kid in miss wills' back yard?
hes probably michael wills, he lives in a treehouse in his moms back yard

by 40percentchicken November 17, 2016

Michael William

1)A salty man who enjoys starting shit amongst others- especially in an online group- a Michael William likes to get everyone riled up

2) the act of posting within an online group with the intent on upsetting as many as possible- often with insults

What a Michael William - calling a bunch of girls heffers online- they tagged the admin!

Did you see that guy Michael William that post? Salty af!

by Gingerhaireddevil February 5, 2018