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Michal

1. A usually failed attempt in which to seduce a female.

2. A popular European condom.

3. A female Gazelle's reproductive organs.

4. A common Polish name originated from the American Word "Jackass."
1. Look at that nerd, he just pulled off a michal and got rejected.

2. Are you sure your using protection? I won't use anything except Michal.

3. At the Science Lab, doctors are studying the Gazelle's Michals.
by Euro Kid April 15, 2008
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Gay nonce who looks for children and plays basketball and gets airpods who is also asian.
"Oh shit it's a michal run children."
by Ping pong Asian October 12, 2019
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michal is a name for retards and parents who mean michael ,

most people will kick a michal in there life because he is a retard.

michal is a word used by mexicans to insult someone.
look emigos , it a michal
by QwizR December 7, 2011
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An English word for a not very cool person.
by Cool man 445 September 24, 2021
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When a guy decides he's not going to go all the way with a girl, but instead 'dips it in a few times'. Such an act us normally undertaken somewhere convenient nearby, such as a public toilet. This action is often associated with the consumption of absinthe.
Dude 1: Did you fuck that girl last night?
Dude 2: No, I just went to the toilet to give her a michal!

Dude 1: Where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
Dude 2: I went back to her's for a casual michal

Dude 1: Did you take that girl to banjo practice?
Dude 2: No, I just gave her a michal
by The Notorious PIG December 7, 2011
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Did you see how Michal Michal is
by butzey July 8, 2021
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A true best friend. She will stick by you no matter what and always support your decisions. She is extremely bright and likes a good challenge. If you ever meet a girl named Michal, make sure you get to know her because you will have a friendship that lasts forever.
I bet Michal is gonna get a perfect score on that test.
by anonymous July 29, 2021
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