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Stephenie Meyer

A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:

Dazzle
Chagrin
Sparkle
etc. . .
by Sympilton October 28, 2008
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Mekenzie

Mekenzie is someone who is sweet, kind, shy, and cares about everyone. She always puts others before herself and tries to make everyone happy. She is someone who is very goofy once you get to know her and will talk for hours if you let her. Her beauty is undeniable even though she doesn't know it. This is one girl that you'll be lucky to have as a friend and screwed to have as an enemy.
Look at mekenzie, I wish I could be like her.
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Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.
Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?
by hollow_log October 5, 2021
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Merkel Effect

Describes a double-standard, where elected officials do not care about civil rights violations concerning ordinary citizens, but scandalize similar violations when they happen to them.

Coined by Edward Snowden.
"It's equally if not more concerning that we're seeing another 'Merkel Effect,' where an elected official does not care at all that the rights of millions of ordinary citizens are violated by our spies, but suddenly it's a scandal when a politician finds out the same thing happens to them."

Edward Snowden in an interview with NBC news.
by dzire187 April 22, 2014
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stephanie meyer

the reason why muse fans that hate twilight can't listen to supermassive black hole anymore
by IwishyouwereneverbornSM August 30, 2009
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Meycee

Meycee is a name for someone who is well-rounded. This individual aspires to become the best that she can possibly be while being committed in making a difference to the world around her.
Meycee is a very dedicated individual.
by mnemosyne April 21, 2008
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Stephenie Meyer

The author that has made the most epic fail in the history of English Literature.

Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.

Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.

Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".

FINALLY...

Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Twilighter #1: Lyk OMG! Edward Cullen is so great! These books are great! Stephenie Meyer iz great!

Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!

Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!

Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!

.... It goes on and on and on....
by xxcool-kidxx February 25, 2009
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