mexicution

The unparalleled pain and bloating that results after consuming an excess quantity of Mexican food. Commonly results in feelings of pregnancy, a desire for a siesta, and/or desire to never again eat Mexican food.

Kathy: Dude I am so down for some mexicution right now
Greg: ...it's 8 in the morning. It's too soon
Kathy: For lunch we're getting mexicuted, I need to get two tacos, a bucket of beans, and a cup of nacho sauce.

by caldebate September 25, 2009

mexicution

When a person is strung up by the feet and beaten to death by a mob, like a pinata.

We hung that douchebag by the legs and beat him with sticks til he stopped moving. It was a total mexicution.

by Jaxon Pollack December 19, 2011

mexicombover

a mans combover that is worn in mexico, in the hope of getting the ride. worn by James from geordie shore to get the bures :)

james is rocking the mexicombover

by AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIi July 10, 2012

Mexicutioner

The nickname given to Joakim Soria, Ace closer for the Kansas City Royals baseball team.

"Dude, we can't lose now, the Mexicutioner is in. He's Mexican tough"

by UnionStation July 4, 2008

Mexicunt

Mexican + cunt - an = Mexicunt

A girl of Mexican descent that acts like a bitch, complains while cleaning the house, and loves to get railed by the boss.

Brisa. Jennifer Lopez. Dirty Mexican. Guadalupe. Enrique Inglesis

Used in a sentance:
Go make me a sandwich you dumb mexicunt.

by Douglas Leiser August 21, 2007

Mexicunt

Mexican and Cunt blended together to make the word Mexicunt.

"you're such a dumb mexicunt"

by NotSuperJon534 June 26, 2017

Mexikuma

really funny mutual and underrated one, they need more love

mexikuma is funny

by karmasbobatea July 14, 2021