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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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Marlina

An exquisite and extraordinarily beautiful girl descended from the gods. Known to be kind, funny and irresistible to men.

Either

From the Latin: (Marlinus) meaning everlasting diamond amongst mortals

OR
From the Greek: (Marliina) meaning my perfect one
1. Sometimes I wish my girlfriend were more of a Marlina

2. Did you just see that incredible girl? I bet she's a Marlina
by greenlamp November 22, 2011
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melina

melina is the best. she often thinks she‘s not good enough but melina if you read this: i love you with my whole heart don‘t say anything bad about you. you‘re gorgeous.
i‘ve been friends with a melina since almost 12 years and guys trust me. melina is a whole therapy :)
by thisbabe November 21, 2021
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Mergina

A mermaid's twat (a portmanteau of mermaid and vagina), and the genital of preference of mermaid-oriented furries.
Troy hopes to bang some mergina next time he goes deep sea diving.
by Niles Ward November 5, 2006
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Merlinpeen

The official holy day of the Verdukian festive season, also known as the Verdukian Holiday of Mouth Pleasures.

The most famous symbol of Merlinpeen is a bowl of meat cubes with a picture of Jimmy Connors sticking out.

One Merlinpeen tradition involves the eating of free sausage pizza, followed by gentle flossing performed by a blonde virgin.
Good Merlinpeen to you!
by EightGuineasForTheFruitbat January 7, 2011
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Melina

Melina is a tall, beautiful girl who can get anything she wants with a simple request. However, she does not use this to her advantage, she is very fair and kind. She is bronze, like gold and she is depicted like a god. Those who fall in love with her will always be loved back, if not with more passion because she loves all of those who can care for another person besides themselves. She has a lot on her mind though, she feels like she will never be good enough, for anyone.
I envy Melina, she is the perfect person.
by Tropicallamas December 21, 2015
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Merlinm88

An E-Thug who gets his daily satisfaction from finding scapers myspaces, phone numbers, real life pics, and other information they do not share over the internet, then flaming them and/or spamming it to others.
Back off man or I'll post your RL pic in CDRSC and Merlinm88 will see it.
by CanYouSayLOL February 15, 2009
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