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A prank phone call character created by two Tulsa, Oklahoma morning DJs. Roy's gimmick mostly consisted of getting his victims mad enough to fight by telling them a story about how they owe him money. After tormenting the person, he would let them off the hook. They have at least a dozen CDs available. Then caller ID and star 69 ruined the fun for all of us.
My name is Roy D. Mercer. You sold my wife Sharon Jean a pager that blew up right on her butt. I'm coming down to get $300 from you today for medical billls and a new pager or I'm whoopin' your ass. How big a boy are ya?
by SirJigglesAlot June 6, 2011
Get the Roy D. Mercer mug.an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.
Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009
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hmmm a marcel, if your lucky enough to meet a marcel, you will instantly want to know more about him. marcel's are the kindest, most genuine, mature, honest humans you meet. marcel's are rare so when you find one, dont you DARE let him go because you literally will never find a heart like his. a marcel will make you laugh, a lot if you find a good one:) he will also stay on your mind all the time, so make sure you are ready for a marcel becuase once they enter your mind they arent going to leave. it is so lucky if you get the chance to fall in love with a marcel, i promise, it will give you this whole other feeling. make sure everything you do with your marcel is to make him happy becuase you know a marcel always does the same.
by fat taco man June 12, 2019
Get the marcel mug.Marceline is a very intelligent yet fun woman! She is always prepared AT LEAST 1 minute ahead of everything and anything! She is also kind and loving. She's got a 'Hard-To-Anger' attitude. Always positive towards anything,really. Her only flaw is her sensitivity. If you call her 'Ugly','Crybaby','Smart-Ass',etc she will take it seriously and get emotional for the next few minutes. Please! For the love of god PLEASE DO NOT MESS WITH HER FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES! She will call up the strongest,most fiercest person she knows! EVEN IF ITS A GIRL!
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