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Minura's will make you feel better whenever they can! They may do stuff you don't want them to do but if you simply tell them they will stop. Sometimes if you get them mad they can be rude but you have to forgive them who can resist that lovely smile! When you meet a Minura in your life, cherish them!
Who is that?
That's a Minura he is super kind!
minura by LebHayMoana February 7, 2021
Related Words
menura Menuka Menaras menorah minura Meneratu Manura Memural Menbrace Mendralt
the action of your sphincter cutting off your poo.
"i had a rough time menurping the brick i just dropped off at the pool"
menurp by shwern May 6, 2006

A Dirty Menorah 

Instead of just lighting the candles like Hanukkah, you get down and do the dirty while lighting the candles. And then every night you light the damn candles you try a different sex position, makes you think of something fancy instead of the old routine, and every time you fuck you yell "Dirty Menorah" and when you finish you yell it again...Perfect for the boring old Jewish family that do the same shit every year. :)
Try anything you can think of possible, because you can't go wrong with a dirty menorah..;)
A Dirty Menorah by Raysfan11 December 15, 2010

Light the Menora 

Hey Mordecai, light the Menora for us!

mensuration 

That time of the month when you have to measure something.
Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.
mensuration by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017
A frustrating psychological condition, most often observed when ordering at fast food restaurants. The disorder manifests with many symptoms, the severity of which appear directly related to the number of people standing in line behind the afflicted. Common issues include spatial disorientation, with the afflicted staring blankly at the menu overhead, as if seeing it for the first time. Other symptoms include inability to decide from a small list of choices, semi-coherent mumbling to no one in particular, frustration at unavailable items, unreasonable substitution or modification requests, and paying for food ordered with large quantities of loose change.
"God, that lady talking to herself in front of us is taking forever to order- I hope she's not going through menupause, or we're going to be here all afternoon."
menupause by ohnomrbill October 1, 2009