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Sex maid Menu 

A fetish as too where someone enjoys being or receiving a payed sexual service commonly done through a menu, the submissive who usually gives the menu will sometimes be dressed in maid uniform or other sexy/formal clothing. The submissive may also act in a manor as if providing a service, even if the persons involved are familiar with one another.
Damn I found this hot nerdy girl on tinder, gave me a Sex maid Menu. I had a main yesterday, and just going for a side soon.
Sex maid Menu by GirlyDickSucker42069 September 16, 2020

Start menu 

Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.
Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.
Start menu by 12345marios December 10, 2022

Sex menu 

Your phonebook where you call up a fuckbuddy depending on the type of sex you'd like to "order". Who your in the mood for. So, your phonebook is your sex menu.
naw man, I think im just gonna order from my sex menu
Sex menu by SimplySara January 10, 2011

shit menu 

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.
"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."
shit menu by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

Sonic Spinball Options Menu 

The most crusty song ever made by man, it's like biting tinfoil, but 10x worse.
Person 1: Man I want to feel the sharpness of a knife in a .mp3 format!
Person 2: Go check Sonic Spinball Options Menu, it rocks.

senu the menu

The greatest eagle that ever lived.
Senu the Menu is an absolute lad, said horsi the morsi