Manstrual cycle

The only thing that can possibly explain what the fuck is wrong with him this time.

Holy shit, Philip, what are you upset about now? It must be your manstrual cycle making you all bat shit crazy again.

by Notyourgirl April 26, 2015

Menstrual Cyclist

A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle

The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!

by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

Manstrual Cycle

Man•strual Cycle - when a man is being bitchy, moody, irrational, or the like at anytime. Similar to the menstrual cycle of females.

Dude, you are being such an irrational bipolar bitch; are you on your manstrual cycle or what!?

by Jarhead2275 August 21, 2017

Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.

Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011

Manstrual Cycle

The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.

Steer clear of Adam he's at that time in his manstrual cycle.

by Lewis Wandon June 7, 2005

the menstrual cycles

A good band name for a group of mostly gay teens. They collaborate opera and glam rock, because why not?, they are the menstrual cycles after all.

Person 1: What will we name our band?
Person 2: I don't know, the menstrual cycles.

Did you go to the menstrual cycles concert last night, it was amazing, the way they collaborated opera and glam rock was fantastic
Did you get the new menstrual cycles record, my favourite song on it is either fertile days or the uterus song

by xx Mr. Rottenborn xx May 31, 2022