manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

Menstruation

Gordon Ramsay himself

guy: what’s menstruation like?

gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?

guy: uhhh yea...

gurl: yep that’s how it be.

by gwn.y May 1, 2019

menstruation

"a bloody waste of Fucking time"

menstruation - no time for sex

by Dov.R.M. October 12, 2007

menstruation

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.

When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!

by Zio November 10, 2008

Menstrator Explainer

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about

You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.

by ThornyRose December 22, 2020

manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.

Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.

by Greyson January 4, 2008

Menstruating

When a woman bleeds from her vagina for 4 - 7 days and is usually pretty irritable because she has to either shove a stick up there or wear a mattress between her legs until she is DONE menstruating- also she has a bunch of extra hormones so BACK OFF.

- I've noticed that Natalie has been being a real bitch lately.
-> Man, she's just menstruating.

by MeMeMei December 15, 2008